UMM He's Just Not That Into You...

So I woke up early Saturday morning and on my television was the opening scene to “He’s Just Not That Into You” …my first thoughts were “Jesus Christ again??” Like seriously HBO plays this movie 3x a day like its suppose to be a part of my balanced diet. I didn’t switch the channel I left it on and watched as I checked some emails made some breakfast and sorted my laundry. It’s a pretty good movie red box it if you haven’t seen it. It’s better than your normal chick flick because it exposes some of the things we as women do when we first meet a guy UMM OVER ANALYZE! Like if you are on a date with a guy and it goes well and he says something like “we should hang out again ” your brain may registers it as he wants to spend the rest of his life with you and get married and now you’re already at Davids Bridal getting a head start WHY???? I can admit I’m guilty of it sometimes…always looking for the “signs” but completely oblivious to most important ones.  Anyways I don’t care what anybody says the character Gigi was a little bit on the stalky side ….*just sayin*




Here’s a couple signs that shows hes not into you


1. You call, chrip, text bbm, facebook, tweet him and he may hit you back with a “wassup????” text 24 hrs later


2. Ok of course a guy may glance at an occasional booty but if he looking like he wanna go get the number while he with you ummmm


3. If he only wanna chill with you 11pm-3amish


4. If he talks to you about other women he’s interested in or tells you he’s still dealing with other women


5. If he sees you and gives you a half hug in public, but the night before you were cuddling together


6. You want you and him to go see the new movie coming out on Friday but instead he shows up at your crib with the bootleg copy :/


7. He is super “busy” and has no time Listen its 24 hours in a day 60 minutes in 1 hour lets do some math 1440 minutes in a day and he cant spare 2 minutes Who the f*ck is that busy CMON SON!!


8. He doesn’t care that one of his boy tried to holla at you


9. If you do go out it’s the restaurant in South West BumbleNut


10. You don’t know his address