Thursday, January 7, 2010

10 Tips You’re Dating An Asshole!



Haha someone once told me "Women who love assholes are assholes themselves. That’s the truth, there is no other explanation" Hmmm??  There are sooo many theories on why women are drawn to assholes but to be honest I think the main one is that CONFIDENCE...something about a guy that know he got his sh*t together Umm Just saying....

10 Tips You’re Dating An Asshole!
i came across this list and just had to share it

1.) “Please”, “Thank you”, ” Can you please…?” and “I’m sorry” are a rarity…


2.) “It’s not my problem”, ” It’s your fault”… “You’re so mean”, “It’s not fair”, “You did what?!”, “You got to be kidding me!” and “Not everything is about you” are used excessively…

3.) You find yourself running errands for him….and he’s not there. He’s either sleeping or at home on the computer

4.) You’ll wake up in your drunk boyfriend’s piss, wake him up to change the sheets and get threatened he’ll break up with you, because it was uncalled to wake him so abruptly. You’ll change your sheets, clean your mattress…while he sleeps on the couch. You are dead tired but have nowhere to sleep, so you go make coffee in hope of luring him off the couch so you can take his spot, even though it’s your couch!
(Umm he's not an asshole you are just stupid right here)

5.) You’ll show up 20 minutes late to a friend’s wedding because he overslept

6.) Your normal face is when you’re rolling your eyes

7.) You give up on trying to argue and just wait till he’s not paying attention (which he never is), then do what you want… most likely he forgot what you said anyways…

8.) You figured out how to handle Drunk Asshole Boyfriend, just pretend you’re dealing with a special ed. kid

9.) You find yourself always questioning if you’re a good person, which you have to be to be dating this asshole lol

10.) You know it’s only a matter of time before you add more examples to this list. Assholes never change.

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